A farmer was fed up with drivers speeding down the road where he lived, so

he asked the police to put up a sign...

They put up a "Slow down, speed limit" sign - with no effect. Then, "Danger,

road hazard!" sign was put up, but had no effect, either. Then the police

tried a sign stating "Children crossing" - and still nobody slowed down.

Finally, the farmer asked the police if he could put up his own sign. They

agreed, and to their surprise, just days later a passing officer saw a row

of cars moving very slowly past the farmer's place. The policeman

approached the farm, and saw a new, hand-painted sign stating: "Nudist

Colony".