I lost my favourite hat and I decided to go to church to snag my buddy's who has the exact same one.

I figured he'd never suspect me.

The priest came over after the service and asked how I liked his sermon.

I said I have to be honest, I just came today specifically to take my buddy's hat but your words made me change my mind.

So the priest said, you must have heard me talk about the Ten Commandments, especially the one about "Thou shalt not steal" you probably had second thoughts .

No - Actually, when you got to the part about adultery.

I remembered where I left my hat.