A man went to confess to the priest

"Father, I've stolen someone's dog. But I don't want it now. Can I give it

to you?"

"No, son, I don't want it. You should return the dog to the owner."

"I did. But he said he doesn't want it."

"Well...Then I think you should keep the dog."

That night, the priest went back home and found his precious dog stolen.